I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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