She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We left the knife in your bed.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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