'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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