fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Randomize
