In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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