Im at strip club and am horny
i barfeds in our rink
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Do plants get herpes?
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