And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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