belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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