He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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