I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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