I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm at about main and main street
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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