I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
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