Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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