I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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