I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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