i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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