So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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