I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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