I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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