i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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