I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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