so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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