: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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