i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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