I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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