He is an equal opportunity slut.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I just want to make out with him forever
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
You don't make any sense
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