I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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