do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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