This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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