so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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