Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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