1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You may now shotgun with the bride
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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