God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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