your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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