She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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