can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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