Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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