I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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