its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
So much Jack, so little girl.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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