Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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