3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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