The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
