butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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