hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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