If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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