Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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