3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I need a beard to bite.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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