I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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