You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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