I want to walk on stilts...naked
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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