If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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